Wow, I was kinda joking.
I took 4 years of graphic arts but I've never been employed as a graphic artist so I don't have a portfolio or any work to show off.
I know the program inside and out but I'm more of a hobbyist. Although if I started saving my work rather than critisizing it so harshly and deleting it I probably could make the transition.
I'll force myself to post some stuff in the gallery over there next time I do something. :p